I would be the liar in chief then. Or bullshitter in chief actually.
But since fake news intentionally tries to convince you that it is real news, and my bullshit is absurd and ridiculous and clearly marked humor (I only write humor and satire), my posts are just satirical bullshit, not fake news.
I sincerely thank you for reading and hope you have a good and safe and happy year. As I hope will all do. –AI