Hey, Ron, does it just suck trying to defend the Orange Accident?

I know with a smile like that, and an actual brain, which you’ve displayed in your cogent writing, that it can’t be easy supporting a man who you wouldn’t play cards with for fear he might touch the cards with “those” hands.

Ah, whatever. Hope you’ll keep reading. Even if you’re red, and I’m blue, I can see you’re one of the good guys.

–AI