HEY DOUG! My mother was not a whore, she was a courtesan.

My father, however, was truly a pervert.

Mix the egg of a courtesan with the seed of a pervert and what do you get …drumroll…a libqueer!

Thank you Doug Wang for becoming a new fan.

Hope to see you back again soon.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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