Truth In Satire

Here In England, I Can’t Buy Anything With The New Trump $45 Bills

Boxing Day in the UK means big sales, but I learned quickly they won’t take the new Trump currency at any of the shops over here

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These things aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on — I can’t even buy a stick of gum with them!
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The moment an English shop owner sees Trump’s face on these bills, I’m thrown out on my arse.
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If I don’t get out of Stamford, England fast with this new Trump currency, they’ll be readying their ancient gallows for me.

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