Hell, no, what kind of bet is that?

What are you willing to do if he does make it for four years?

I have an idea: you have to gain 300 pounds, wear a yellow straw wig, grab the pussy of 100–200 underage beauty pageant contestants, pay no vendors for 15 years, refuse to pay your taxes for a decade, and stay out of jail.

Deal?

And I make this counter wager as an independent voter.

–AI

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