Hell, no, not just you, Jim. There are some leftist news organization that have been looking for the “lost orange nose cartilage” for months now.

It’ll turn up. Probably right next to Obama wiretaps and Kenyan passport.

Hope you’ll come back again, Jim.

–AI

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