Haha. You snoop!

Sure, Hammer, I can show you and little fart face Joey around. Anytime.

I generally like kids, but I hope he doesn’t want to play and stuff like that. I prefer philosophical discussions with toddlers.

And I think because wind ripper Joey knows the words “candidly,” “honestly,” and “ridicule,” we should be able to converse in a way that’s not just him drooling on my expensive antiques.

It’s your drooling I am worried about, you old fart.


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