Grampy, so good to see you.

I am sorry to hear you are having health issues. Laughter is the best medicine, don’t you know?

And I’m sorry to have to correct you, however, regarding your finds. The Big Wheel is, in fact, Donald Trump’s favorite toy. The Sit-N-Spin you found belongs to Don Jr.

If you find a Hot Wheels, that is Eric’s. Ivanka had an Easy-Bake Oven that has gone missing.

Thanks for stopping by, Grampy. Don’t be scarce.

–AI

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