Good morning Larry,

Please excuse me, but I’m having a hard time tracking the logic of your response. Help me here:

  1. You question my post’s comedic value.
  2. You are concerned about liberals and their lost puppies.
  3. You suggest that a large mob of people are gathered outside my apartment ready to lynch me.

Are you saying that by failing in my attempt to write humor, lost puppies will be lynched?

That is a harsh accusation, brother Larry. The only parallel I can think of would be: By failing to abide by the Constitution and the tenets of democracy, one lost puppy is holding an entire nation hostage.

I guess that is what you are trying to say. Correct me if I’m wrong.

And thank you, Larry, for taking the time to read my post (despite it’s questionable value as humor), and then attempting to analyze it.


P.S. All are welcome here. Ain’t it a great country.

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