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God Curses Trump With “Numb Tongue” In Middle Of His Jerusalem Speech

President stumbles through major announcement with marbles in his mouth after punishment from on high

Mr. Trump sounded like a man losing his dentures on Wednesday, a common symptom of “numb tongue.” (Credit: www.houstonchronicle.com)

If you’re wondering why President Trump slurred his way through a major policy announcement on the Middle East this week, just…