Truth In Satire

God Curses Trump With “Numb Tongue” In Middle Of His Jerusalem Speech

President stumbles through major announcement with marbles in his mouth after punishment from on high

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Mr. Trump sounded like a man losing his dentures on Wednesday, a common symptom of “numb tongue.” (Credit: www.houstonchronicle.com)

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