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Global Anxiety Over Nuclear War Offset By News Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant

With their baby bump disclosure, 20-year-old reality TV star and rapper Travis Scott bring needed relief to a nervous world

Many are saying that Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy news is just what they needed to forget about nuclear annihilation for awhile and smile. (Credit:
The two lovers were photographed this summer rubbing their gonads together, but this is not believed to be the moment that Jenner became pregnant. (Credit:
Travis says that sex with Kylie is “like a nuclear explosion going off in my crotch.” (Credit: and

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