Truth In Satire

Gary Johnson, Still Clueless, Predicts His 2016 Presidential Bid Is “On Track To Win Big!”

Nineteen months after the election, failed Libertarian candidate says, “We’ve got Donald Clinton right where we want him”

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“I think once the American people see how hard I’ve been studying, they might realize there’s another option in this race besides Donald Clinton,” said Johnson.
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Former candidate Gary Johnson seemed completely unaware that the 2016 election was over, asking, “So it’s too late now? There’s nothing we can do, like write-ins or something?” (Credit: cnn.com)
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“One of the most asinine career moves of my entire life,” reflected Libertarian VP candidate, Bill Weld (left), on the 2016 campaign, “I should be ashamed of myself.” (Credit: thefederalist.com)

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