Gary Johnson Says It Isn’t Over Yet: “We’ve Got Trump Right Where We Want Him”

Confused Libertarian candidate insists “we plan to fight right up until the election!”

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“I think if the American people see how hard I’ve been studying, they might realize there’s another option in this race besides Hillary Trump and Donald Clinton,” said Johnson.
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Former candidate Gary Johnson seemed completely unaware that the 2016 election was over, asking, “So it’s too late now? There’s nothing we can do, like write-ins or something?”
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“One of the most asinine career moves of my entire life,” reflected Libertarian VP candidate, Bill Weld, “I should be ashamed of myself.”

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