Truth In Satire

Former Maid Discloses Bizarre Trump Fetishes And Sexual Fixations

President had penchant for messy “gecko sex parties”

Trump spent hours in a hot tub with Chris Christie smearing warm butterscotch over each others’ naked bodies.

Consuelo Valdez, the personal housekeeper of Donald Trump from 1999 to 2012, says that her former boss had a long list of sexual fixations and deviant fascinations that she was forced to stay quiet about to keep her…