First of all, I’m shocked that with a first name like, Tlholohelo, that you’re not American.

I went to high school with a kid named Tlholohelo, and that boy was as American as apple pie, baseball, and political scandal.

Anyway, I want to watch Monumental Mysteries with you.

Bring some apple pie.

And thanks for stopping by (oh, wait… bye, bye Miss American pie… that’s a song.)

–AI

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