Truth In Satire

Feeling Neglected, Eric Trump Calls Mueller’s Office To Request An Indictment

President’s second son demands attention from special counsel’s office saying, “My brother got interrogated, what about me?!”

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“I think he feels bad because his whole family is under investigation and the worst thing he ever did was set off a few illegal fireworks in ‘97,” said one Mueller prosecutor. (Credit: gawker.com)
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Eric will miss his older brother, Don Jr., who is expected to serve prison time. (Credit: nydailynews.com)
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On the left, guilty of collusion.On the right, guilty of collagen. In the middle, guilty of being the Trump family imbecile. (Credit: WBUR.com)

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