Truth In Satire

Fearing His Own Policies, Trump Begins Frantic Effort To Dig Survival Shelter

President says nation in grave danger, underground bunker for his family, hairstylist, and several mistresses now a top priority

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The president was working off these plans for his underground survival bunker.
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Trump said that while Bannon “might look like a nice guy, he uses ruthless interrogation techniques that allow him to wring deep truths from either testicle.”
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Mr. Trump said a complete takeover of his administration occurred right after Steve Bannon opened the box containing a “Stephen Miller “— the latest model Russian cyborg.

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