FBI Now Investigating Trump’s Tourettes, Johnson’s Low IQ, Stein’s Communism

Director Comey focuses on candidates’ verbal vomit, imbecility, and red diapers, upending presidential race in eleventh hour again

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FBI Director James Comey at a hastily convened press conference late Tuesday night, moments after removing a Florsheim shoe from his mouth.
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Pick your political poison, suggests FBI Director James Comey.

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