Excuse me, Bohdan, but I don’t think you should be insulting kindergarteners by likening their mentality to mine.

My mind is warped at precisely 86º — really extreme for people of my ilk. There is not an American child with a more serious degree of warpedness.

Therefore, if you consider yourself a gentleman, you should really apologize to kindergarteners. And while you’re doing that, I’m going to just step out and moon Trump Tower.

Thanks for reading and responding. I very much appreciate it.

–AI (President of the Island of Ilk and Miselka)

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.