Truth In Satire

Evidence Mounts That Donald Trump Has Six Different Personalities, Maybe Seven

After president first calls House health bill “a great plan,” then “mean,” then “goofy,” a split personality diagnosis seems likely

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Mr. Trump exhibiting his “Fuck You” personality, one of seven. (Credit: Gmagazine)
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The president as a frightened 15-year-old teenager, the fourth personality psychiatrists have identified that often surfaces at 3am via Twitter rant. (Credit: NYMagazine)
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The president told congressional members on Wednesday that their health bill was “so mean, I’m going to tell Mommy.” This was his 5-year-old boy on display. (Credit: The Associated Press)
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The Insulter, the 3rd of the president’s seven personalities, emerges when describing the size of his political opponents. (Credit: TheInquistr)
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The Statesman, a rarely seen personality type of the president’s, occasionally comes out in the late afternoon after he’s had a snack. (Credit: TheWeek.com)

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