Even better, Mara, it’s satire!

But if it left you speechless, or uncomfortable, I surely succeeded:

Satire is, by definition, offensive. It is meant to make us feel uncomfortable. It is meant to make us scratch our heads, think, do a double-take, and then think again. — Maajid Nawaz

The other difference between my post and supermarket tabloid reading is that the National Enquirer makes a ton of money for phony stories. I make no money for 100% genuine satire.

I know, I know, Mara, it’s not fair.

Thanks!

–AI