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Entertainment Industry Cancels All TV And Film Projects Involving Men

Hollywood nips sexual harassment controversy in the bud by announcing “all female” casts and crews in the future

Some of the men taking a permanent break from their entertainment careers. (Credit: thesource.com)

In an effort to limit the damage of alleged sexual misconduct by male actors, producers, directors, cinematographers, television talk show hosts, casting agents, editors, show runners, gaffers and others involved in TV and film production, the entertainment industry announced today that it was cancelling all projects involving men for the foreseeable future.

Charlie “Can’t Find My Pants” Rose has closed his yak trap. (Credit: reuters.com)

“In recent months, we’ve seen a rash of sexual harassment allegations against many of the male titans of our industry,” said Bob Folly, President of the Screen Actors Guild. “As a result, our union has agreed that, in the short term, motion picture and television productions shall be restricted to all female casts and crews. This is a dramatic step but necessary in order to restore confidence in the safety and integrity of our industry.” After he made his statement, Mr. Folly was accused by six women of groping their genitals in the past.