Easy, Marlene, on the Patty Hearst references. I can defend you in most first amendment situations, but not for those statements for which you will be waterboarded.

In those cases, all I can offer is a bathing suit, albeit a stylish one.

Thanks for the rant — always welcome.

–AI

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