Dude, I’m trying to work some salacious references into one of my posts to get some auto-arousal going since I’ve felt dead between my legs since November, and you go and hit me up with the Mena airport?

You sit there and roll your eyes (or perhaps are afflicted with some sort of zombie virus) and whack me in the groin with habeas corpus (check your spelling and capitalization here) and don’t offer me anything to heighten my rising sexual fever?

Now that you’ve gone full buzzkill on me, what else are you wondering about, Philip “El Downer” Miller?


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