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Donald Trump’s 2018 New Year’s Resolutions

White House source leaks 21 commitments president made for coming year…and we should all be worried

Allan Ishac
4 min readDec 31, 2017

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Donald Trump wrote 21 New Year’s resolutions on a legal pad which was photocopied and leaked to the press yesterday. (Credit: cnn.com)
  1. Get CIA to blow up Robert Mueller’s car mysteriously. Be in Japan or Thailand or somewhere far away on diplomatic mission when it happens to eliminate any suspicions it was me.

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.