Truth In Satire

Donald Trump’s 2018 New Year’s Resolutions

White House source leaks 21 commitments president made for coming year…and we should all be worried

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Donald Trump wrote 21 New Year’s resolutions on a legal pad which was photocopied and leaked to the press yesterday. (Credit: cnn.com)
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Mr. Trump wants to look more like chubby Churchill. (Credit: express.co.uk)
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The president has asked Vladimir Putin to make life-sized matryoshka dolls as a place to stash his two sons. (Credit: russiancrafts.com)
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Lt. Governor of California Gavin Newsom has attracted the president’s attention with the quality of his hair products. (Credit: breitbart.com)
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POTUS plans to recall Felicia Gingrich from the Vatican and bring her back to catch mice in the White House basement. (Credit: styleslum.com)

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