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Donald Trump/Roy Moore Double Date Invitation Found From 1978
Evidence shows the two men, now 71 and 70, palled around together in their 30’s, scouring shopping malls for young girls
Donald Trump, a man who became president after bragging about grabbing women’s genitals, and Roy Moore, a federal judge who locked young women inside his car and groped them, are more than political allies, they were once dating buddies.
A yellowed invitation from July 1978, sent by Donald Trump and Roy Moore to a “Lola” and “Betty Jean” (no last names) asking them out on a double date, was mailed to the offices of the Alabama Sentinel newspaper last week. If authentic, the invitation, signed by both men, puts them together in Alabama at the ages of 32 and 31, respectively.
Here is the unedited text of that incriminating invitation:
July 15, 1978
Dear Lola and Betty Jean,
It was such a thrill, and a turn-on, to meet you two girls in the teen dress department at Bullock’s in the mall last week.
We don’t really understand why you were in the teen section, though, since you both have smoking bodies, all buxom and built like juicy tomatoes. You…
