Truth In Satire

Trump Cancels Meetings Of His Russian Stock Picker’s Club

White House also suspends Ivanka ’s Vodka Tasting Event, Don Jr.’s Russian Sturgeon Fishing Expedition, and Kremlin Karaoke Nights

All out of rubles.(Credit: www.debatepolitics.com/ money.cnn.com)

With public furor growing that President Trump and his family have been cozying up to the Russians too often and too eagerly, the White House is reviewing or canceling a number of scheduled activities that seem to promote Russian interests over those of the United States.

Here is a list of those events or activities and their current status:

RUSSIAN STOCK PICKER’S CLUB: Permanently canceled. Formerly held monthly in the Oval Office, hosted by the president.

MELANIA’S BOLSHOI BALLET APPRECIATION CLUB: Temporarily disbanded. Trip to NYC with the First Lady to see the Bolshoi Ballet’s Swan Lake performance in December is, regrettably, cancelled.

KREMLIN KARAOKE NIGHTS: Postponed until further notice. Please stay current on new music by Dima Bilan, Oksana Pochepa, Anna Shurochkina, and Zemfira.

IVANKA TRUMP’S VODKA TASTING NIGHTS: Relocated. Now meets Wednesdays, quietly, at 2650 Wisconsin Ave NW (Russian Embassy).