Truth In Satire

Donald J. Trump’s 10 Greatest Presidential Achievements So Far — By Donald J. Trump

“Everyone knows I’m the best American president in history, but I won’t rest until I’m the best president the world has ever known”

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“I have the highest IQ of any president ever. Of course, I’m also the handsomest president by far.” (Credit: www.rebalance-ira.com)

Dear People,

I have done so much already, I should just stop right here, but I want to leave a legacy no future POTUS can ever top. So I have told my staff to get ready to set a lot more records. U.S. records. World records. Olympic records. Even some intergalactic ones if that damn NASA would get off their asses.

For anyone who has been asleep, I’d like to remind you of my greatness by reviewing my 10 Greatest Presidential Achievements So Far. There’s a lot more to come, but it’s fun for everyone to bask in my gloriousness a little bit every day or at least a couple times a week.

I had a hard time picking just ten but I think these are my greatest hits…so far:

  1. Rolling back Obamacare which was a big deal to Barkalot Obama (see what I did there, made him seem like a dog) but that I dismantled in a couple weeks and everyone agrees is great. Now you can’t get healthcare unless you pay up, which is good for insurance companies which is great for American business.

Thank you.

MATBOTWA! (unless that sounds too Kenyan),

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President Donald J. Trump

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Thanks to all the many readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts throughout the year as I continue my commitment to post every day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more.

I read every comment. And I try to answer.

Thank you.

–AI

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