Truth In Satire

Doctors Find Jimmy Hoffa Inside Trump’s Rectum During Routine Medical Exam

Startling discovery part of treasure trove unearthed in president’s butthole during annual check-up at Walter Reed on Friday

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President Trump returning from his medical exam at Walter Reed military hospital in Bethesda, MD, looking much lighter. (Credit: washingtonexaminer.com)
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The labor boss Jimmy Hoffa, who has been missing since 1975, was found inside the president’s poop chute yesterday. Law enforcement officials do not suspect foul play. (Credit: time.com)

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