Dear Sister,

Please tell Mom and Dad that I was contacted last night by some men in black hoods with upside down flag lapel pins.

I don’t know where they are taking me but it is getting warmer with each hour in this claustrophobic van.

I hear seagulls. Ocean waves.

Guantanamo!?

Help me, my intermingled Donna-Luisa!

–Brother in the stratosphere

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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