Dear Sister,
Please tell Mom and Dad that I was contacted last night by some men in black hoods with upside down flag lapel pins.
I don’t know where they are taking me but it is getting warmer with each hour in this claustrophobic van.
I hear seagulls. Ocean waves.
Guantanamo!?
Help me, my intermingled Donna-Luisa!
–Brother in the stratosphere