Truth In Satire First in Feb 2017

Dear President Obama, Please Activate Those White House Booby Traps Now

It’s time to trigger the snares, nets, deadfalls, and leghold traps you stealthily set before you left the White House.

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We’re crossing our collective fingers that a doorknob explosive device like this one was left by Mr. Obama somewhere where it will pulverize Mr. Trump’s despotic digits.
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We might be wrong, but this looks like the moment when President Obama started thinking about where to position the foot snares.
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Snares like this one hurt like the dickens and scare the crap out of anyone who steps in one.
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Right outside the Oval Office would have been a good place for Mr. Obama to dig a slip trench with a few “pointed” warnings.

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