Dear Maria,

Speaking as a representative of the PC Liberal side, our shit don’t stink.

So even the slightest odor coming from the White House is likely to offend us.

And, for your information, I have it on good authority that the White House now requires all tour attendees to wear knee-high boots because of the fetid muck piling up on the first floor.

So there!

–AI

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