Dear Caesar,

Wow, thank you for putting me in that esteemed company.

Judd Appatow! Seth Rogen! Those are some great Hollywood Hebrews. I think anyone would want to be roasted alive with those boys.

By the way, I’m only half-Jewish. Can I decide on which half gets fried?

Well, thanks again for the thumbs up and becoming a new fan, Caesar.

Don’t be a stranger!

–AI

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