Truth In Satire

Crayola To Retire “Dandelion” Colored Crayon After Pressure From White House

Popular yellow-orange shade booted from 24-box after kids caught drawing too many offensive pictures of Trump with it

“Dandelion”, in the back row behind pink, got the melt down after the White House said millions of children were drawing comical pictures of the president with it. (Credit: Richard Drew/Associated Press)

Just when you thought the Trump White House could not get any more petty or ludicrous…