Correct, James!

I have absolutely no credibility at all because I write satire. As in, total bullshit.

In fact, I earned a BS in college. So there.

But I know you’re not really angry or upset, because you read my post. And you commented. And what demented RWGFC (Right Wing God-Fearing Conservative) would waste their time doing that if they weren’t actually a closet progressive who loves every word I write?!

Am I right, James?

And if I needed more proof that you’re a nice guy, look at you in that thumbnail photo with that sweet puppy! Unless you’re boning that puppy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), I think you’re a fine chap, Ristow.

Thanks for being a fan and a new reader. Keep coming back!

–AI

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