Truth In Satire

Congressman Devin Nunes Says He’s Close To Repaying Life Debt To Donald Trump

“The president promised to release me from servitude very soon, after I finish doing his dirty work,” says Trump’s top bootlicker

“He’s had me by the balls for a couple years,” says Nunes, “but I’m paying down my debt, and hope to have my cojones returned to me soon.” (Credit: rollingstone.com)

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Allan Ishac

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Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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