Truth In Satire

Congressman Devin Nunes Says He’s Close To Repaying Life Debt To Donald Trump

“The president promised to release me from servitude very soon, after I finish doing his dirty work,” says Trump’s top bootlicker

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“He’s had me by the balls for a couple years,” says Nunes, “but I’m paying down my debt, and hope to have my cojones returned to me soon.” (Credit: rollingstone.com)
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Congressman Nunes daydreaming about not having Trump’s boot up his ass. (Credit: thedailybanner.com)
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Last April, the president marched Mr. Nunes out to the Rose Garden to tell reporters that it was he, and not Mr. Trump, who had grabbed women’s pussies.(Credit: businessinsider.com)

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