Truth In Satire

Comey Pleads “Don’t Leave Me Alone With Trump” After President Grabs His Pee Shooter

Former FBI Director begged Attorney General Jeff Sessions to protect him from President Trump’s inappropriate advances

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Mr. Comey said this was the moment when he grew concerned about the president’s intentions after Trump thrust his tongue into the FBI Director’s ear. (Credit: Politico)
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One week in March, James Comey reportedly called Mr. Sessions “four or five times” imploring the Attorney General to issue a restraining order against the president.
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Mr. Trump trying to French kiss Director Comey during a meeting earlier this year.

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