Clay and Lynn,

I’ve spoken with Allan and he’s really not that decent a guy.

But I have found him to be fairly responsive to inquiries.

If you do give it a try, I would use the code word “marzipan.”

Good luck.

–AI

P.S. Whatever you do, don’t mention his height.

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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