Truth In Satire

Chinese Agents Staple “Crosses” Onto Legs Of Democracy Activist, But He Insists He Asked For “Stars”

Outraged dissident says quality service hard to find in Hong Kong today— “You can’t get a good stapling in this town anymore”

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Mr. Howard Lam of Hong Kong is upset by the poor service he received at a “decorative stapling parlor” recently. (Credit: asianews.it)
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Mr. Lam says he definitely asked for star patterns, not crosses. (Credit:postnewsreport.com)
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A skilled staple master checks Mr. Lam’s poorly administered leg art to see if he can improve on the design. (Credit: cyprus-mail.com)

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