Truth In Satire

After Trump’s Tariff Threats, China Makes $30 Trillion Hostile Bid For U.S.

President Xi Jinping shrewdly counters coming trade war with surprise offer to purchase America outright

President Trump signed a tentative deal to sell the United States to China for $30 trillion in a mostly cash offer. (Credit: )

President Donald Trump claimed on Monday that he working on “a huge deal with China that will bring more than…