Carrying Cell Phones In Back Pocket Leads To Clogged Toilets Worldwide

Problem so pervasive, smart phone makers now packaging rubber gloves with new models

“Shit, no, fuck, that did not happen, no, oh God, I hope it still works … FUCK, NO!!” are words being heard in bathrooms from Shanghai to Johannesburg to Seattle.
This is actually a careless way to transport your cell phone — but those leather pants rock!
Carrying a cell phone in your front pocket, or keeping it in a purse or backpack, will prevent it from accidentally sailing into a bowl of crap-a-mundo.

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