But, wait, I like Chilean spics.

And you’re right about Pinochet.

Let’s kiss and make up, brother (although, I must say from your photo, you don’t look like a kisser).

Thanks for reading and writing, Tomas, despite it being your second, possibly third or fourth language (Americans are all fucking idiot monolinguists).

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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