But it was my shrink who told me to write this stuff in the first place, Richard. To cure my neurotic mental illnesses.

Now I’m really confused.

Oh, and please don’t send the crow. You’ll be needing it.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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