Boy, did you call me BOY?!

I got balls as big as pickle jars.

Enough hair on my back to weave an Indian rug.

Stand flat on my feet, I can piss into the radiator of a Mack truck.

And you have the audacity to call me BOY!?

Why the only boy here is you, Stepheno (who is too chicken to put his full name and photo)!

–AI

P.S. And thanks for reading. I like your use of capitalization. So arbitrary!

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