Statue Of Liberty Flees New York To Protect Her Enormous Vagina From Trump

Big Green Lady says leaving the city was the only way to keep her huge p — sy safe from the president-elect

The Statue of Liberty wrote, “… underneath my flowing Roman stola I am actually a very sexy young woman.” She says she fled to keep from being groped by Donald Trump’s little hands.
Passengers on several commuter ferries during the early morning hours captured The Torch Bearer swimming through the cold waters of New York Harbor.
Racing north on the Mass Pike through Boston, the Big Green Lady was heard saying, “Every woman in America has to do whatever she can to protect herself.”
Lady Liberty was photographed by a National Park Ranger at 5:30am this morning as she was about to leap from her pedestal.

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