Best thing about Prunella, Prunella, is that you could get a part in the new Harry Potter movie series without even auditioning.

Talk about paydays!

Well, thanks for letting me know the backstory. Americans are just gross mocking you for 40 years about a name you had nothing to do with even acquiring.

Of course, some people might have considered changing a name like that, but who am I…

Thanks for reading and actually commenting, Prune. Ella.

–AI

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