Truth In Satire

Before Sentencing, Weiner Asked Judge For Leniency Based On Lewd Last Name

Former NY congressman told the court that his regrettable surname left him no choice but to become a sexual pervert

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Anthony Weiner argued in court that emotional trauma related to his surname lead him to frequently text photos of his schlong. (Credit: newsco.come.au)
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Once a Weiner, always a weiner. (Credit: smeltis.com)
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Weiner sexted the bulge in his pants to a teenager while his son slept beside him. The judge deemed this “blatantly poor parenting.” (Credit: thecelebrityauction.co)

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